The stupidity of the Human Race will never cease to amaze me
I got to work this morning before the Sun came up….
Hmmm, the Internet is down at work….. Guess I’ll just sit here and play on my phone
Just went through the TSA body scanner… It touched my Algebra
I’m leaving for Colorado tomorrow and I just dropped my phone in the parking lot and the screen shattered…. Just my luck
If the fate of the world depended on me winning a game of Solitaire…. We’d all be be dead.
I have an overwhelming urge to watch The X Files….
Nothing like getting woken up from a dead sleep at 4am by things falling over in your room….. I think my room is haunted.