Hey, California… Thanks for giving back the $600 I loaned you last year.
There are some people in the world who believe that HIV/AIDS was created by god to kill off the homosexual population… To those people, I only have this to say: HIV/AIDS can infect heterosexual people, a man in San Francisco was cured last year thanks to a Bone Marrow Transplant, and an infant was cured this year by a woman named Dr. Hannah Gay….
Science: 1
God: 0
Alright, I think I have a new favorite shot. Redheaded Irishman, Jameson + Fireball + Rumpy. Sounds gross, but it’s AMAZING!
Iran and the USA actually agreed on something… Wrestling shouldn’t be taken out of the Olympics. AWESOME!
Proof that the system is broken…. This bill was killed because the lawmakers got too many phone calls and they felt harassed….
Is it REALLY that wrong to end a sentence with a preposition?
“The DOW topped 14,000 for a short time, causing an orgy of flashy graphics on the cable networks” HAHAHAHAHAHA! I love NPR!
Is it bad that I haven’t had a Flu Shot since, like, Middle School?